Sally: We are just going to be friends, OK?
Harry: Great, friends. It's the best thing...You realize, of course, that we can never be friends.
Sally: Why not?
Harry: What I'm saying is - and this is not a come-on in any way, shape, or form - is that men and women can't be friends, because the sex part always gets in the way.
Sally: That's not true. I have a number of men friends and there is no sex involved.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: No, you don't.
Sally: Yes, I do.
Harry: You only think you do.Sally: You're saying I'm having sex with these men without my knowledge?
Harry: No, what I'm saying is they all want to have sex with you.Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: They do not.
Harry: Do too.
Sally: How do you know?
Harry: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.
Sally: So you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive.
Harry: No, you pretty much want to nail them, too.
Sally: What if they don't want to have sex with you?
Harry: Doesn't matter, because the sex thing is already out there, so the friendship is ultimately doomed, and that is the end of the story.
The ladder theory is a fun theory that i actually strongly believe in! It explains why men can't be "just friends" with women but women can have male friends. The theory basically says that women have two ladders, a friends ladder and a real ladder (the datable ones) and men only have one ladder. The theory says that women usually know after meeting a male rather or not they stand on the friend or real ladder. But with the men's ladder ALL women can fit onto the ladder it just depends on how high or low they stand on the ladder. A woman standing higher on the ladder mean the male wants to sleep with her more than the woman on the bottom of the ladder even though he would sleep with both.
Male and females should read about it and let me know if you agree! :)
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